Mayim Bialik, Wolf Blitzer to Wed

Hollywood, CA - After only a brief, but steamy, love affair, the newest "it" couple-about-town is going to make it official sometime this spring. According to reports, Mayim Bialik, the child star of "Blossom" and several NBC "The More You Know" commercials and Wolf Blitzer, the savy, sexy, sixty-something host of CNN's "The Situation Room" will tie the night in an intimate, "family and major fans only" ceremony on a remote beach south of Los Angeles sometime in May.

"He's really into the news, and stuff, and my character on Blossom, Blossom, was really into current events and politics and what not. She was really out-spoken," recants a blushing Bialik.

"I'm just really happy. As hectic as things have been in the situation room lately - what with terrorists and gas prices and what not - it will be really relaxing to be married to Maya," said Blitzer, immediately before correcting himseld, "Mayim, that is."

Attending the wedding will likely be a host of quasi-celebrities: Michael Stoyanov, Joey Lawrence, Ted Wass and Finola Hughes from Bialik's troop and Soledad and Miles O'Brien (no relation), Cooper Anderson and Larry King as friends of Blitzer's. Lawrence has promised to pull himself off the set where he's shooting the pilot for "Brotherly Love 2" (though his brothers Andy and Matt declined contract offers for the sitcom sequel) to attend.

Sources are uncertain if Jenna von Oy will attend - after the infamous blow-up between Bialik and Oy in an East L.A. Shoney's in 1997, in which Oy suffered a broken right arm, the two have exchanged minimal words if any. Celebrity gossip columnist Ted Cassablanca (known primarily for his over-the-top gayness on E! TV) says that this should be the "biggest Hollywood wedding since Tori Spelling married that guy."