Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Electrical Engineer baffled By Lamp


Urbana, IL - Steven L. Judd, soon to be graduate of the Electrical Engineering Program at the University of Illinois at Urbana - Champaign is baffled at how lamp works. "Do you know how this light works?" asked Judd in a fit of confusion that could only rival that of a chimpanzee solving differential equations. "Yeah, the light bulb is in it" one bystander answered. This seemed to confuse Judd more and forced many follow up questions.

This recent development has forced The University of Illinois' Engineering Department to take a harder look at not only its admitting standards, but also it's curriculum. "This is embarrassing." said one university official, "This kid is supposed to be well versed in the study of transistors and electromagnetism, and here he is stupefied by technology that has been around for over 100 years."

Judd, a self proclaimed genius and aficionado of cheap cologne from Tyler, TX was admitted into The University of Illinois at Urbana - Champaign's Electrical Engineering Graduate Program recently which sparks an even larger debate; should we allow people from Tyler, TX outside the city limits?

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