Annoying Travis Hopes to be Up to Old Antics Soon After Apendectomy

Memphis, TN - Sadly it looks like a speedy recovery for Travis Pettis on Olive Tree, TN (a suburb of Memphis). After hearing that he was to go under the knife for an emergency apendectomy, his fellow members of the junior class at Woodrow Wilson High School were excited.

"It will be cool that's he's out for a while," said Torey Sanchez upon hearing the news that "Annoying" Travis would be absent. "His jokes were funny in like 5th grade, but he never really left the Ninja Turtles and the Nerf lifestyle behind. It's like he's gay or something."

Not all share the resentment for the prop-laiden wannabe stand-up, his homeroom teacher, Belle Davis, seems to enjoy his company. "He's a very bright young man, he must just not get enough attention at home."

All sexuality speculations and apendectomy rejoices aside, we wish the little guy well. The marching band, Dungeons 'n' Dragons club and C++ programers group will surely miss his jokes after school. The girls softball team will go thirsty without his H2O providing support, and his Friday night Halo groups will be down one gunman. Rest up Travis. Enjoy watching the Goonies on daytime TBS, enjoy trying to name all of the quasi-celebrities while catching an episode of Match Game on the game show network, and poor some Pepto on the ground for your homie John Ritter when Three's Company glides past during your channel surfing.