Rodney Dangerfield Is Latest Posthumous Sex Tape

Santa Monica, CA - Just weeks after a wealthy private collector purchased an FBI-produced sex tape of Marilyn Monroe, and a Jimi Hendrix sex tape was released, another big-name celebrity has become the victim of this trend of posthumously exposing their private hanky-panky. This news is also on the heels of the R. Kelly sex-tape scandal, which is winding down in a Chicago court room this month. The latest celebri-scandal? Rodney Dangerfield, the heavy-drinking, heavy-smoking, heavy-set comedian of "No Respect!" fame.



According to insiders, the film is relatively short and of very poor quality. The first several minutes is alleged to portray only Dangerfield by himself, eating a HungryMan TV-Dinner while naked and yelling at the television, which appears to be an episode of the Phil Donahue show. Later, a woman comes in and is featured on the film for about 2 minutes. The identity of the woman in the film is unknown, but some speculate it may be Rue McClanahan, known to many as Blanche Devereaux - the slutty Golden Girl.



One private collector and mega-fan of Dangerfield is alleged to have made an offer to purchase the tape and keep it from public release. Let's all hope that he is successful in doing so.