Man Indicted for Subway Bazooka Possession Pleads Second Amendment

Butte City, MT - After returning home from New York City to Butte City, following his release from jail, Bobby Troy Vincent has officially pled "Not Guilty" to charges of unlawful possession of a bazooka on a NYC Subway on January 22, 2006, claiming that such a charge violates his Second Amendment Rights (the right to bear arms).

NYC district prosecutor Scott Eriks replied to the pleading as "outrageous" and "insulting."

Vincent is nonetheless steadfast in his argument. "Americans have the right to arm themselves, it's in the Constitution and its in the Bible. Deal with it New York," said a forceful Vincent. Vincent would not comment as to why he was in possession of the bazooka. On a similar note, U.S. Army officials are conducting an independant investigation as to where Vincent got the bazooka. A preliminary search has revealed that Vincent spent no time in the military, despite his daily dress in army fatigues.

Vincent has been less that cooperative in answering these puzzling questions himself, insisting that "Everything will come out at trial when the Lord Jesus Christ comes down and tells everyone how wrong they are."

A close friend of Vincent, Ted William Long, speculated that ever since he saw the oscar-nominated "Brokeback Mountain," Vicent "ain't really been the same."